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Katy Perry
THE WAY KATY SPEAKS TO MR HUDSON WITH HER FAVOURITE
WORD:-
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/…/11391767_39043503114… PERRY GREATEST
HITS @youtubehttps://youtu.be/CRYPVFBDrgc
EXERTS FROM THE ‘MEMOIRES OF MY HUDSON’ A TALE OF
LOVE AND MISERY AT THE HANDS OF QUEEN ISIS KILLER QUEEN KATY PERRY AND THE WAY
SHE TREATS HER HUSBAND Jesus Christ of Palestine, THE MESSIAH, found at 
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/cool-tom-fan   . Good morning Your Majesty Mafise,
UPDATE: I had a breakdown in the small hours as Katy Kat Hudson Katy Perry told
me to FUCK the System Does It Offend You, Yeah? after I had been impatiently
waiting since Thursday night with no sleep for her to talk to me pacing up and
down unable to breathe properly so eagerly anticipated was her arrival at my
Facebook page as I had this feeling that 'tonight's the night' for us to
finally admit who we were and be ourselves to get to know each other outside of
the Magic Kingdom that she had built me after I first dived through her Katy
Perry Portal sobre Conservación y Equidad Social de UICN-SUR last July having
fallen in love at 1st sight of her photo on Facebook Accessibility without any
hesitation or in-trepidation I just dived right in head first head over heels
in love to accept my fate at the superbly manicured hands of the only thing I
had researched on her with a 2 minute Google search in my mind: She was a POP
STAR CALLED KillerQueen and had taken over Twitter from the giant corporations
and was the most followed person on Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
and had promised to get her enormous Boobs out for me every day LIKE it was my
Birthday if I dared to do this and as KillerQueen had threatened to ROAR at me
like a Lion and was after me on a Dark Horse I had put two and two together and
made 666 because innately I already knew that I had done all this before
because I was reliving a passage of my long life step by step exactly as it had
already happened and all I could see outside of constant Deja vu was that she
had made me happy and I got through the courtship stage and that we found love
right where we were in her Magic Kingdom apart from the fact that there were 12
Katy Perry's about to morph in front of me one of them a Brazilian Lady Gaga
Germany and I would have my choice of any of them but to make that choice
carefully as the one who was KillerQueen which was the one I wanted whoever she
was or whatever she looked like and here I had guessed it to be a Cleopatra
type was capable of anything apart from the lady boy who would deliver Satan
for Exorcism and a knock at my door from Nicole Sherzinger half an hour before
I first contacted KillerQueen warning me that in the end Katy Perry all of them
would be disastrous for my sex life as they were all Braziliankaty and she
would be waiting for me at the other end to 'give me what I want' that was all
I knew at the time. So I got on Twitter of course as she was the Queen of
Twitter how else would I knock on her castle gates but directly at the front
door with no sly get to know you bollocks just go up to her straight as a dye
and tell her what’s what and that she was mine after all I was St John the
Baptist, Apollo the GOD of London Contemporary Music Festival and not least
Alexander The Great The Greatest All Conquering General King in History never
beaten in Freedom's Battle and it had come through in waves but I had dismissed
it that I was actually GOD so I certainly had NO qualms about sweeping a maiden
off her dainty size 7 Killer Heels as well but it was as Alexander that I
delivered myself to her with one of my Lord Chelmswood Twitter accounts as he
was leader of the Royal Revolutionary Restoration Party and General of his own
secret New Model Army and as I was penniless student his Lordship owned
Sherwood Forest where Robin Hood lived and I thought it amazingly amusing that
(I sort of guessed) a connection with Robin Robbing the Rich to give to the
poor i.e. taking a pop stars money and putting it into my poor pocket would
break the ice at intro new gurlfriend stage but only after she was a confirmed
in Tweet writing PRIZE the fact that she was KillerQueen just made it that much
more arrest able a thing to do on a weekday afternoon and although I showed
some respect by taking my time over the decision to make her my wife by
securing the Lady in 2 Tweets rather than 1 as the whole thing just comes
naturally to me that if I put something or somebody on my target Radar I am
going to get IT or die trying (save me I AM dying!) I had basically had a 100%
success rate at bowling over maidens and knew my worth because I had been given
a wish already that I would be given the Universe to Rule and be the richest
man in the history of the world so it seemed so normal and natural a thing to
do. You know marry the biggest Hollywood star in the world. She accepted the
terms and conditions and became an Adulteress.
And then on August 24th @ 4:15pm this
headline broke in @HOLLYWOODGOSSIP:

Katy Perry: I'm Totally Still  Banging Orlando Bloom!
by Tyler Johnson at August
24, 2017 4:15 pm.
Back in
March, 
Katy Perry and
Orlando Bloom broke up
 after just a few months of
dating.
They announced the
split in a surprisingly cordial joint statement that frankly felt way too
polite.
If two of your
friends broke up in the same fashion, you'd be left thinking, Well, either they
weren't that into each other, or they'll be smashing again before the year is
out.
That was the 3rd
false start in a row for me n Katy and there I had persuaded her to leave LA in
3 hours to be my street hooker as I wanted to be a pimp in Paris and Amsterdam!

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